Guide to planet Earth


Earth date:  24:08:10

 Number 1. Let me get this straight. Humans have developed a nail varnish that can dry in 1 second?

Number 2 nods.

Number 1. Whilst a small, noisy insect has mutated into a teeny weenie, silent killer?

Number 2. Oh yes. And the humans have called it The Tiger.

Number 1. And it is spreading disease that can kill but leaves the mosquito totally unaffected?

Number 2. I know. Genius.

Number 1. Gloating, Number 2, not nice.

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One Response to “Guide to planet Earth”
  1. John says:

    Made me laugh

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